Thursday, January 3, 2013

Kissinger-Not just a War Criminal, also an Idiot

President Barack Obama recently nominated John Kerry Secretary of State. This is something of a partisan compromise: he is a qualified candidate and his MA senatorial seat would be open for the racist underwear-model Scott Brown. Additionally, Kerry is not a woman of color who Some people point out that John Kerry was a 'traitor,' because he was a concientious objector of the Vietnam War. But consider the former Secretary of State who illegally continued that conflict (when he broke the Paris peace talks), and then won the Nobel Peace prize for 'ending the War' years before it actually ended. Consider Heinz Alfred Kissinger.
It is unsurprising to learn that Henry A. Kissinger (Nixon's foreign policy adviser and one of John McCain's most faithful contributors henceforth refered to as HAK in this entry) is a war criminal, a lecher, and a man unpunished for his crimes against humanity. In addition to murder and kidnapping of U.S. agents in Washington, DC on behalf of Pinochet (in his defense, HAK claimed he only wanted to kidnap), Kissinger propped up the Americas' most ruthless dictator: Pinochet of Chile. It shocked me, however, to learn that he is, in fact, an idiot.
I just finished a paper on Chile, and during my research, I came across this proverbial peanut from the old dotard's excrement, "Chile is the dagger in the heart of Antartica."

HAK: "Chile is the dagger in the heart of Antartica."

Recently HAK criticized then-presidential candidates Obama and Romney for "extremely deplorable" language, appealing to Americans' fear of China. HAK is certainly the expert on things extremely deplorable because 40 years ago he set up relations with Mao Tzedong (you know, the master-propagandist, the pedophiliac genocidaire responsible for the death of tens-of-millions of human beings).
HAK endorsed Romney, of course. For all Romney's fear-mongering and faux pas, his concerns with China came closest to common sense. But his designation of China as a currency manipulator was incididently the single issue Kissinger opposed, speaking October 3rd at the Wilson Center in DC. And boy does HAK know how to pick a winner! He secretly supported Nixon (while working for Rockefeller and, later, spying in the Johnson camp). But his senility shows now that he regularly supports Senator John McCain. HAK supported dictators like Bush II, and Tzedong, and he organized the removal of Allende when he propped up August Pinochet. To what end? Pepsi's and Manhattan Bank's billion-dollar investments in Latin America.
Please contact HAK to let him know how much you prefer Inca Kola, and address your letters to:

Heinz Alfred Kissinger
350 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10022

Tip when writing War Criminals and Republicans: They only read the first few lines of my letters; so, to be safe, I only use two words.


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